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Review - Horny Gamer

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Product Category: Adult Flash Games Site 

Platform: Flash Enabled Internet Browser 

Horny Gamer - Hentai Blowjob

Company Line: N/A

Overview:

Horny Gamer is a fantastic site if you're looking for a little adult diversion.  The site is clean, easy to use, and features nearly 100 free adult flash games.  I like this site in particular because the games types are diverse and there are no hidden spam traps.

Most of the games at Horny Gamer are of the simple point and click variety but some others require more interaction such as manipulating a vibrator or other object.  The odd game even demands some good ole' fashioned button mashing.

Some of my favorites include:

  • Hentai Blowjob, where you can select a range of oral actions for the girl, and either a facial or swallowing for the finale.
  • Dildo, where you move the dildo back and forth mindlessly with the mouse; ok boring but it's a nice job of flash animation.
  • Jill The Plumber, who will clean your pipes; not much of a game but rather a very basic interactive sex simulation with a great porn sound track.
  • Sperm Game - Galaga with seman instead of spacemen!
  • VIP Bukakake - you'll have to check this out for yourself. 

Horny Gamer - Jill the Plumber 

Pros:

Fun games, no spam traps, easy to navigate 

Cons:

Only very simple games offered 

The Skinny:

Horny Gamer offers a variety of fun and simple free adult flash games if you're looking to kill a little time.  Don't expect to stay entertained for long or to even necessarily get a stiffy, but if you have a few minutes to kill this is a good place to start.  

Cost: Free

Link: Horny Gamer

TVSR Score: 
6.0
Average: 3 (36 votes)


review | by Dr. Radut